yeah, so what

Until we actually do something improv related this is mostly going to be cheap, kitty humor. See just like that.

Cat noise.

kitties are told they're going to disneyland

thanks videogum

Some shirtless kid kind of ruins the end and then a dog butts in but

I mean it's pretty golden until then. Now, I knew there were a lot of

sleeping kitten videos (yeah, I just knew ok) but I had NO idea how

many domestic animals were roomba riders. Roombas are like

$200. This is one of thosethings you have to be an audience

member on Oprah's Favorite Things to actually own.

rest up sick kitty

Today there's a kitty under the weather.  Get plenty of sleep.

and you'll be back up and playing in no time

kitty-dreamscape

Last night I had this dream where I was at the opening of a five-story Footlocker, like the athletic goods store not that thing that we would now call a trunk if we assume that you're not old-timey or maybe in the military.

So anyway there was this little girls choir singing and waiting for the guests of honor to arrive and these honored guests were late because it was past 1am. And I was like, who's letting these kids stay out so late, irresponsible fucking par--and then suddenly it all made sense because an entourage flanking Oprah was coming down the escalator to the lower level where we were. Everyone hugged her and I asked for a high-five which she happily obliged. Then I turned and Martha Stewart and a sort-of similiar-ish person who might have been Paula Deen were also standing within arms reach of me. That's when Martha Stewart left me hanging, because she doesn't touch other people's hands.

OH DEAR GOD

AN ANSWER TO THE PUPPY CAM.... THE KITTY CAM!!

Meow-per Bowl is More Like It

Cheap Kitty doesn't exactly "care" about the Super Bowl. We don't exactly "care" about the Steelers or whoever they're playing. What DO we care about? The Puppy Bowl... and namely the Kitty HALFTIME SHOW!!

A message from kwest on Vimeo.

This video is perfection, all Kanye needed was a kitty to be present!!

kitties are signing up for classes

Around 6 months ago, we all took a 401 that changed our lives and cemented Cheap Kitty to what it now is today. A lot of new classes have surfaced and a lot of the ladies have been signing up to their new adventures.

Gina starts her class with Shannon.

Heidi starts her class with Zach.

I am taking a class with Christina.

Jocelyn is signed up for a class with Anthony.

All thats missing is our little Jessie to make up her mind and sign up for a class.

Meow Meow. Keep on growing.

i took a birthday portrait. i turned out pretty good.

march 1, 2009 get. ready.

cheap kitty up the creek: it's going to be mostly like this complete with cheerleader uniforms. have your claws sharpened and at the ready.

i surrender

hello from old kitty

hello, this is the oldest member of cheap kitty, making her first-ever blog post. it's true. i have never in my life made a post on a blog. i am so old, in fact, that sometimes i even have arthritis in my hands. i don't save coupons yet, but, i'm sure that isn't far away. wait, that's not true. i do have a dunkin donuts $1 off coupon that i've been hauling around in my purse for almost a month now. so that's the third thing in this post that proves to you my debilitating age deficit.

the end.

Briefcase Cat

Briefcase Cat, originally uploaded by whooz_queen.

I watched the most infuriating episode of Deal or No Deal. The lady traded her briefcase and then it turned out that the briefcase she had all along was the one with the 500,000. Yes, I was watching the syndication verison and not the primetime version, but I was just sad.

Anyway, how cute is this photo? Meow Meow!

Sweet Kitty Love

These are the tricks I'm going to use to woo the kitty. (I feel dirty just typing that.)

cheap kitty: for all of your graphical needs

Kitties Practice Improv on Thursdays

So today is when we practice the funny with our cat loving coach, Tricia. Even though we'll be a kitty short, I think we will still rock it with the high energy of a maimed cat. That was a Gina reference because she is in a legbrace right now but will still get on the floor and twirl. That's what commitment is all about.

Unlike Gina, I hope to have a cat picture in all my posts. This I promise you, non-existant readers.

A Poem...

Cheap Kitty loves many things,

Including gym pants, and bread stix, and rings.

We travel en masse,

And email to pass

The time we spend working as lem...mings.

(You're welcome.)

jinx post!

Well shit, clearly I lost because of that heartfelt personal story that I added.

* Gina is waiting paitently for Jocelyn to say her name 7 times or punch her in the arm for a soda or however it is that this is played in this region of the country so that she can speak again.

kitty's financial plan for the recession

We swear this isn't going to be all adorable kitty pictures, but for now it is so DEAL!  This is a Jocelyn special edition money cat.  On a personal note my grandma once told me "Your grandpa called the orange cats 'the money cats'".  So this really clears that up for me.

How Cheap Kitty Plans to Get Through the Recession

Keep your paws off our unidentifiable foreign currency! Me-ow!

Cheap Kitty: Happy Inauguration Day

Meow Meow! Our purrs were heard. I'm done with the puns for now.

Cheap Kitty: Floating Heads

I'm the floating head in this picture. Cheap Kitty (sans Gina because of her recovering knee) rang in the New Year together. We are unusually close for a group of people that just spend most of their contact via the internet. What can I say, email really moves us. So thank you for coming to our blog, we hope to be charming and hairball free.

update (1/20/09)